Sunday, May 28, 2017

update from mr. slow and awful

Yes, I have to see exactly when my parents want to have dinner ready.  I am still not totally in agreement of us all being there for a dinner when I'm not over and done with things here but I do understand.  I'm just really worried something is going to get messed up, esp if my sister is there.  I've been such a worried mess.
So hard to get to the laptop on weekends but even though it's almost 2 am again, I managed to get to it.
I feel like there is so much that I am forgetting to catch up with or talk about and can never think of it.
yeah the games and movies have piled up and I can't even get to them myself because of time or tables or just not being with someone who has interest in them.  It gives me a small depression seeing them all stack up and how it used to be such a happy part of my life and I just see them growing and my pleasure in them dwindling because of my emotions.
E3 is coming up next month where the big companies (microsoft, sony, nintendo) show off all the upcoming games and stuff and I"m really excited.  I am hoping to see some resident evil 2 remake footage, spiderman game, and anything else that makes me so glad to be a gamer.
oh and marvel vs capcom infinte because ahhhhh
I would love for my store or some kind of thing like that was my job, even a youtube show or whatever but I was very happy doing tables and being home all day.  I catch up on podcasts and shows and don't have to get up early or be anywhere and ah I loved it.  But the coffee tables have slowed to the point where I think I need to switch out products completely after a time to keep it fresh and offer new things.
The credit card debt being paid off would really help aleviate so much and also take out the need for a second job which would free up more free time.
I haven't drawn anything in so long that I'm worried I won't still have it and it gives me such doubts about maniac mansion too.  But I still have a lot of faith and hope in that movie that it'll at least get noticed on websites because of what it's based on.
I am glad to hear that no matter how bad or scary or unsure or worried or anything things get...you aren't going anywhere.
There was a bit of a falling out between me and Jeff that I have been thinking about because when I was having relationship troubles here, she spoke with him and he said I wasn't ever really stable and have a lot of problems and that he talked to you a lot and you said that I was a constant downer and brought you down so much that it became a problem.  I'm not sure if any of that is true and don't remember a time when he spoke with you but it took me a little by surprise I guess.
but
fun stuff to end on
Did you know they are making a pitch perfect 3?
I hope you still held on to Luigi's mansion and banjo kazooie lol, those are rare expensive ones to find and replace lol
Remember when I got that weird rash on my thigh and had to lay on the floor watching tv with no pants on to help it lol
or that bug bite on my back shoulder that you had to pop.  "It's nothing, quit being a baby.....okay wow that's infected"
The thing I miss most that is going to be hard for me is going to Universal so much.  That was a way of life for us and anytime I think about any part of it, I have to hold back tears.
Since being here I've been to a comic con and saw Christopher Lloyd who played doc in back to the future, Malfoy, rob schneider, took a 3 day trip to NY and saw all the site and was on the top of rockafeller center, the NY nintendo store, saw Castiel......and the one thing that overtops it all is Universal.  Anytime a movie has that Universal opening I can't take it.
I know i've got more in me and a lot of it is books which are a bit hard to describe.
Getting a little tired and will def in any way I can get the info to you tomorrow about what's up, I promise.
Here are some teases for some Disney Infinty levels that I have, but haven't played yet cause i'm saving  :D

Star Wars Trilogy
https://youtu.be/xBlg_7NyJoA

Inside Out
https://youtu.be/64wGyMtoNtk

Force Awakens
https://youtu.be/BDUSzJ0dz7g

More to come?  lol
Have a great night and I will do everything in my power to get more info for you as soon as i can tomorrow!

Saturday, May 27, 2017

Update from Mr. Slow and Terrible

I'm sorry for the feelings of how things went down last year.  I still get haunted by that all the time.  I never wanted to let things get that bad or upset or hurt you.  I get almost  deep in a depression a lot because I feel like all I do is hurt and upset people and ruin life.  It is not going to happen again, I am glad I got to explain that rushing too fast isn't healthy for anyone.  I agree about not meeting and all of that with my parents around, I don't think that's good.  I want it just me and you too.  I want to and do try to ease everything and the fears and feel like I'm going to somehow upset and anger you more and that idea is so upsetting to me.
I didn't mean to take so long to respond back today but time and situations are still difficult and I don't want to fall apart emotionally.
No more sad scared talk, it's not good or fun.
How about some random stuff?
The Limited is gone and no longer in Ross Park Mall, i mean whaaaa
I know I don't know what dvds/blurays you know I have so this may be a moot thing but there are a few movies i've bought of note and I am maybe missing a lot because I dunno what time period of buying you weren't involved in.
I replaced some Disney dvds with blurays such as Alice in Wonderland, Hercules, Hunchback, Tarzan, Finding Dory, Inside Out, Monsters University, Ratatouile, and Up.
Got a french movie called Amelie that i've always wanted to see, Antman, Avengers 2 in a steelbook case, Batman the Killing Joke animated movie, Civil War, charlie brown christmas, deadpool, dirty dancing, the reader which was a good book too, big trouble in little china, abraham lincoln vampire hunter because it was a dollar at half price, Doomed a documentary on the unreleased fantastic four movie, frankenweenie, frost/nixon, hansel and gretel hunters, jim carrey's grinch, Jurassic world, the lorax, pixels, peanuts movie, shutter island, side by side which is a great documentary that keanu reeves did showing how movies are made and the differences between film and digital, batman vs superman, xmen apocalypse, days of future past, logan.
I've also replaced a lot of dvds with the bluray versions for either pic quality, features, or to save space with the smaller cases.  Some are aeon flux, clerks 1 and 2, bruce almighty, constantine, dumb and dumber, mask, evil dead, ex machina, godfather trilogy, insidious 1 and 2, waynes world 1 and 2, wanted, vacation, 300, terminator 2, and of course the big sets that i think you know already like the 31 disc harry potter saga, james bond 50th set.
I started reading Stephen King's It a little while ago and am a little halfway through the book.  It's not super great but I wanted to have read it and watched the tv movie before the remake comes out this september.
I did a little test a few months ago to see what Maniac Mansion might look like all done, just a quick picture:



To echo your job information that you told me..
I was working at JLL as a call center rep when we last were talking talking and was let go from that job because of the time I was taking between calls.  I was unemployed for almost two months and got a job at the Dollar Energy Fund after that working as a call center rep again and it was awful.  I was late every day and just read off a script and barely knew what I was doing and was making a low wage too.  I was let go from that job and started trying to go to all sorts of employment agencies and using all the money I had to pay bills and hope tables sold on etsy and ran up my credit cards until I found another job working for a company that handled closings of houses that were being purchased and I would transfer the sellers information and home information into the computer.  My trainer was so impatient and hated training me and it made me really upset.  It wasn't a bad job and around that time I had to work at half price on the weekends to help pay the rest of the bills.  My time was really going away and my health and sleep and everything was suffering.  I was let go from that job right before christmas so I had to spend all my money on bills then too.  I signed up for a third credit card through walmart so I could stay afloat a lot longer until I found another job.  After almost three months I finally found the job I have now and I am trying hard to keep the bills paid and bring myself back to a level where once my cards are paid down I can quit half price.
Jumping to games for a second, I remember you said you wanted to play more Lego games with me and it's crazy how many I have now that I look at them.
I have lego harry potter 1 and 2
indiana jones 1 and 2
batman 1,2,3
marvel super heroes
pirates of the caribbean
star wars saga
star wars clone wars
I don't have but have played lego avengers, lego jurassic park, and lego force awakens.
There was one more thing about games that I didn't tell you about regarding games.
You knew I got Disney Infinity I think.  Well, to be more specific, i got disney infinity 2 and 3.  Two is Marvel based and Three is Star Wars based.
I haven't played 3 yet and have collected up all the playset story modes that there are, which consist of:
Guardians of the galaxy, spiderman, avengers, finding dory, star wars clone wars, star wars trilogy, force awakens, karting, battle mode, story mode and I got just about all the figures of characters to play as.  All the star wars and marvel and a lot of disney characters.  It's really neat seeing them all on the shelves.
I also downloaded a lot of pinball tables on ps4 and am addicted to those a lot.  They are Marvel and family guy, american dad, bobs burgers, aliens, star wars, they're fun.
I wanted to have a lot to type to make up for the quiet time and you had something to read and respond up with with opinions and suches.
Again, I really want to apologize for how much damage I've caused and the process and pace I have to work with right now so that I can make it through this healthily and emotionally the right way.  I'm incredibly damaged and I am well aware it's all my doing.
I'm nowhere near the best person and I want to be. I can't feel any worse and want to make everyone happy.
Still can't believe you haven't gamed.  pfft.  Prob never even finished super paper mario.
Lol kiddin kiddin
There goes super sleep deprived me staying up until 230 am again.  I have to stop my sleep schedule and diet or I'm going to be in a bad place.  Have a very wonderful night and sleep and morning!

Thursday, May 25, 2017

Limits example part two

A news report flashes onto the screen.
An experienced woman holds a microphone with the number 5 emblazened on it standing near the scene across from the bar.
"A scene of horror tonight as police arrive on the scene to the mutilated body of missing person Victoria Lane, her body was discovered in a back alley next to the fifth avenue bar where witnesses tell of a disturbing encounter with the woman before she ran off."
The broadcast cuts over to two men, one with a bandaged forearm and long beard, the man from earlier.
"She was just sitting there keeping to herself and shakin.  I tried to help her and that's when she cut me!"
The other man chimes in abruptly.
"Yeah her eyes were all messed up and her skin all cut up.  Damn near took his arm off!"
The reporter takes a moment before speaking again.
"Investigators on the scene are still unable to identify any clear motive but have increased the number of officers assigned to the man hunt for this deranged murderer."

An apartment above the streets glows from the news broadcast as a young woman sits on a couch, feet up, a pair of goggles on the table in front of her.  A man in a button down shirt, tie, and rolled up sleeves watches from behind her.
She bites her lip in thought.  "I'm telling you, it was almost like she was being eaten from the inside out.  You guys didn't find anything more?"
"Just basically what you did, except her identity form the prints  The chief has guys checking her apartment for any clues.  The bastard keeps evading us and the body count is starting to rise."
"I'll check there too.  I examined the sample I took of her blood, if you can call it that."
"What do you mean?"
"Well most of it was blood but there were traces of an acidic substance and an almost bleach-like liquid diluted with a strange chemical i've never seen before."
"That would explain her skin."
"Yeah, and her internal organs.  From what I could see, I don't think were all hers.  Almost like she was patched together from other people."
"Christ.  I'm willing to bet this Victoria won't be the only poor soul to pay for this Frankenstein wannabe, they've got people working day and night on this thing trying to find some solid lead.  ID'ing Victoria as one of the recent kidnappings was the best evidence we've got so far."
"But no clues on where this guy is hiding?"
"Not yet, but i'm sure we'll have a good idea once we cross reference all the kidnapped victims and their residences."
"How many were there?"
"Six that we know of."
"Hmmm."
"Let me guess....you want their addresses."
"It would realllly save me some time."
"You sure about this one?"
"Hasn't stopped me before."
"But this is really dangerous.  Actual serial killer type dangerous."
"You didn't see that woman's face.  Nobody should experience pain like that.  She begged me for help....she...."
"I'll get what I can on the addresses.  I better not be finding your body parts in an alley next."
"I take this sicko down, you can handle all my body parts wherever you want."
"You make it hard to say no."
"Don't I know it."
Storm clouds gather outside the windows as rain falls harder.

Monday, May 22, 2017

Limits....Writing part one, example

A woman sits at a bar at night.  She is trying to keep to herself and is obviously not feeling one hundred percent.  A television is running a news report on missing persons as it hangs precariously from the ceiling above the wall of crystal spirits.  A larger man with a beard gets up the courage to make his way closer to the woman.
"ahem."  He clears his throat and leans on the bar, the smell of a smokestack mixed with sewage permeates the air.
"You look awfully lonely over here by yourself darlin', mind some company?"
She barely moves to glance at the man, tensing up more and making no effort to look at the beast.
"No, thank you."
"You having a rough night?  I can take care o anyone who's messin' with ya."
"No, please.  I just want to be left alone."
Her hands are visibly shaking and are stained with something the brute can't make out.
"Hey now honey, let me buy you a drink, calm those hands down.  Then maybe we go lay somewhere."
Her head jerks a little to reveal more of her face. Cuts and physical wounds line every inch of her skin.
"I said no."
The man notices the wounds even if just for a fleeing moment.
"Darlin, someone hurtin' you?"
No response.
"Darlin' if someone is..."  He touches her arm.
"Don't....touch...me..."  Something drips from her and onto the counter, she begins breathing harder.
The man takes a moment.  "What the hell.....look, darlin', let me get you out of here."
She throws one arm back  and cuts the man with her fingers. He yells and stumbles back clutching his wrist as blood pours out around his fingers.  She quickly gets off the stool, knocking it to the floor so loudly it grabs the attention of everyone in the room.
"I said don't touch me!!"
Her face is now in full view and reveals that she is in worse shape than previously seen.  Her eyes are black and parts of her skin appear to be splitting.
"Jesus Christ lady, what the hell is wrong with you?!"
She grabs her stomach in pain, almost doubling over.
"I don't know, make it stop...please!"
The man staggers backwards and other patrons are horrified.  He tries to reach the bartender.  "Hey, call an ambulance or the cops or somethin'"
The TV continues to broadcast the news of the abductions and various bodies found in the area.  The woman looks up at the monitor, eyes pained.
"Mazie....oh Mazie.."Then she stares back at the others, eyes starting to bleed.  "They took her...they took her!!"
She screams, clawing at her eyes and runs out of the front door into the rain and down the alley next door.  Knocking over trash cans and stumbling down the alley blindly and in increasing pain.
A shadowy figure leans over the rooftop looking downward, a pair of goggles over their eyes as information is taken.
The woman falls to the ground on her knees, scratching and bleeding, making angry noises mixed with crying.
There is a splash behind her as another younger girl lands from higher up above, she walks cautiously towards her.
"You okay?"
"She's gone....they took her and used me to.....aghhh."
She bends over in pain, gripping her stomach.
"Make it stop...the pain.....I can't!"
"I can help you, just tell me everything, is it your stomach?  Were you beaten up?"
The woman turns to face her, eyes completely blacked out, bleeding and clothes torn to show her stomach covered in stitches.
The younger girl clasps her hands over her mouth in horror.
"Oh my god...Let's get you to the hospital"
"No.....it's too late...I ...oh god.....no!!"
She bends completely backward and her stomach starts to tear open, blood sprays and she slumps over dead.
"holy shit!"
The younger girl carefully steps closer to examine the woman.
"Oh man, that's a new one.  What the hell happened to her."
She examines the eyes and the now exposed stomach.
"Ew...well I'm no surgeon but this doesn't look right at all."
The organs look like they were  pieced together from other mammals with some looking half hazardly fused together.  She pulls her goggles over her eyes and scans the inside.  Various information pops up for each organ along with residue analysis.
Sirens begin to make their way closer.
"I don't know who did this to you but they are one messed up individual."  She takes a sample of the liquid from the body and with the police lights now highlighting up the alley closer, she takes off into the shadows above.

Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Maniac Mansion.................Part Four of Four

Edward exits the room and gets to his doorway when he notices the door at the end of the hallway closing.  He tilts his head and raises an eyebrow.
INT.Room at end of hall.  It is a den with a large family photo hanging on the wall above a mantle, a man-eating plant sitting in the corner, and a badly painted over door on the far side of the room.

BERNARD
This is it.  We’re dead.  The odds of us getting out and rescuing Sandy are thirty---

DAVE
Bernard, please!  This is the last room and we haven’t found her yet.  Maybe we missed something.  You sure you guys checked everywhere?

SYD
Yep.  Me and Raze checked two whole floors….Razor?

They look around but she is nowhere to be found.

SYD
Where’d she go?

BERNARD
She was just within our party moments ago.

DAVE
Crap.  She must’ve gone into the wrong room…..into that weird kids room.

SYD
That’s not good.

Syd peeks out the door a little bit.

SYD
I don’t hear anything…maybe she hid in the closet…if he has a closet.

DAVE
Well that’s one more reason to hurry up and find Sandy.  I still don’t know what happened to Mike and Wendy and I assume Jeff is still standing outside.

Bernard looks above the mantle at the family photo.



BERNARD
Is this the family in question?  They used to look….happy….and….normal.  It’s been quite the change.  I’m curious as to what happened to them.

DAVE
I don’t know.  Frankly I don’t care.  All I can say is Sandy and the others better be okay.

The family photo shows the family as they were but gives off an uncomfortable feeling.  Syd walks over to examine the plant.

SYD
Hey Nard, what exactly is this thing?

BERNARD
No species I’ve ever encountered.  Looks like an amalgamation of two separate breeds indigenous to South America.

SYD
Dare you to touch it.

BERNARD
No thank you.  I quite like having my hand attached.

SYD
Wuss.

DAVE
Syd, come help me try and open this door, gotta be sealed off for a reason.

Syd joins Dave and they try to pry open the door that has been painted over.

SYD
No use, it won’t budge.

DAVE
I can’t believe we hit a dead end.

EDNA
Dead end is right!

From behind them, they are each stabbed with a syringe, they both yell and turn around to see Ed and Edna standing there.  Bernard screams and faints.

EDNA
You never learn.  You teenagers are always breaking in here.

DAVE
W….what did….what did you do to me?

EDNA
Just a sedative, it’ll wear off soon.  Gives me just enough time to drag your handsome butts to the dungeon.

Ed and Edna tie up Syd and Dave so they can’t move their arms.

SYD
Hey….can’t….move….

ED
Quite a number of them broke in tonight mother.  We’re going  to need better security.  I don’t think that sign on the fence outside is working.

DAVE
Let us….let us go…just want….girlfriend….

EDNA
Yeah, yeah, that’s what they all say.  Those cheerleaders are just mindless bimbos.  What do they have that I don’t?

SYD
Nice….pom poms?

ED
Dad is gonna have a field day with these ones.

EDNA
Enough babbling from the both of you.  Grab the fainted nerd and let’s take these tresspassers down to the dungeon.

DAVE
Stop….Sandy…not gonna get away with this….

EDNA
Come on Mr.Hero.

Edna grabs Syd and Dave, pushing them out of the room.  Ed picks up Bernard, half dragging him and follows Edna.  They lead the kids all the way down to the first floor main hall.

SYD
So many stairs…..

EDNA
I may kill this one before we get down there.

ED
I’m not sure if father needs them alive or not.

EDNA
Well then I say kill them all.  It’s getting late and I’m tired.

RAZOR
Nobody is killing anyone  tonight!

Razor is standing in the kitchen doorway, she is holding Edward’s hamster.

ED
Gilbert!

Ed drops Bernard to the floor.

ED
Let him go, he’s done nothing to you!

Razor begins slowly walking backwards as the group advances on her.

DAVE
Razor…..you’re…..you’re okay..

RAZOR
Let my friends go or the fluff ball gets it!

ED
No, please!

EDNA
Oh Ed we’ll get you another one.  Just kill her so I can go to bed.

RAZOR
I’m serious!  Let them go or…or….or…I’ll microwave the damn thing!

Razor opens the microwave and puts the hamster in.  She closes it and the hamster crawls up to the glass.

ED
Please!  Don’t!

EDNA
Well if you aren’t going to take care of these kids, I will.

Edna pulls a syringe out of her pocket.

RAZOR
I’m warning you!

Razor pushes a button setting a time on the microwave.  The hamster looks at Ed with the cutest, saddest face.

ED
Mom stop!  I can’t do this anymore.  We can’t do this.

EDNA
The hell we can’t!

ED
Mom please!  Listen to me.  I can’t live like this.  We can’t live like this.  I don’t want to lose my hamster.  I’ve already lost everything else.  My life, my friends…….my family.

EDNA
……………..I’m at least killing her.

ED
Mom, stop it!

Razor hovers her hand over the start button on the microwave.

RAZOR
I’ll do it!  I’m crazy!

SYD
Raze….take it…..easy…

ED
Mom don’t you remember?  Before the meteor?  We were a family.  You and dad had jobs, we moved a lot but we stayed happy.  You always made sure I was happy.  You made sure of that.  But I’m not happy.  At all………I never even got my ice cream……

Edna eases up and looks sad for a moment.  She is in deep thought and confused.

EDNA
Ice cream.  I….remember that night.  Twenty years ago…but…it’s too late.  We’ve done too much.  It needs us.

ED
It’s using us!  It’s not too late, we can talk to dad.  We don’t’ have to keep living like this.

Dave and Syd look at each other.  Razor looks over at the hamster who claws at the glass once.  Bernard wakes up.

BERNARD
Oh…what happened…I think i….

He sees the situation and freezes.

BERNARD
Oh….

EDNA
I feel so confused.  My head hurts….swimming.  I can’t.  Edward honey I’m so sorry.  The cause was clear, I don’t want any part of this.  You deserved so much better.  It’s too late for me.  You go..before I can’t change my mind.  But the meteor is going to be pissed.

ED
It has to be done mom.  For us.  And Gilbert.

EDNA
Just go.

Razor releases Gilbert and Dave and Syd are untied.  Ed holds his hamster.


ED
So glad you’re safe.  She didn’t hurt you did she, I know you’re scared.

Syd and Dave begin to come out of their sedated state.

SYD
Razor, you are one crazy redhead.

DAVE
Thank you, we need to save my girlfriend, can you take us to where she is?

ED
Yes. Follow me.  I just hope my dad isn’t too far gone.

They follow Edward to the bottom of the staircase in the main hall.  He presses a small switch behind the gargoyle on the railing.  The door next to the staircase opens up.

ED
It’s a bit damp down there and some  nuclear coils may be exposed so….don’t touch anything.

BERNARD
Awwww man…

They follow Edward down a set of stairs into a dimly lit furnace area.  The furnace is humming, rust covers the metal pipes, liquids drip here and there, and at one end an exposed radioactive rod is dripping glowing goo.

DAVE
Is this safe?

ED
Sure, just don’t eat it…or smell it….or look at it…

Bernard walks behind the group with his hands over his nose and mouth freaking out.  They reach the dungeon door and Ed unlocks it and lets them in.

ED
Sorry for the mess, haven’t been down here to clean in…..well twenty years.

BERNARD
I absolutely am not going to be able to proceed through this cavernous petri dish of allergenic diseases.

SYD
What’s the matter Bernie, you don’t like fresh air?

Syd takes a big sniff of the air and coughs very hard
The group continues to walk down to the lab.  It is made creepier by the fact that stray rays  of moonlight come through the bars from outside and due to the storm outside, water is running down the walls.  The skeletons remain on the walls.

DAVE
Look!

He bends down and picks up Michael’s camera.

RAZOR
Mike’s camera…

DAVE
I sear, if any of my friends are hurt….

ED
I’m not exactly sure what my dad does down here but if your friends are fresh subjects today then they should be alright….physically.

Once they reach the door, Ed unlocks it with a glowing key.  The large metal door opens revealing a big laboratory.  Machinery is everywhere and the first room houses a large blueprint of the mansion on a screen.  Ed momentarily stops, stares, shakes his head, and then resumes.

DAVE
You okay?

ED
It knows…

BERNARD
My…god…this…is…

SYD
This place just constantly amazes me.

ED
Used to be where we kept out summer stuff and my bike.  He’s……redecorated….a bit.

DAVE
Just take me to Sandy.

ED
As you wish.

The group walks to the other door.  Once on the other side, shadows of Fred operating can be seen on the walls.  Noises, laughs, and screams are heard.  They enter an even larger laboratory with machines running and Fred farther back at a smaller machine.  Jeff is next to him and Sandy is strapped to a table close to the group.

DAVE
Sandy!

SANDY
Dave!

RAZOR
Sandy!

SANDY
Razor!

FRED
Purple!

Purple tentacle looks quickly at Fred but says nothing.

DAVE
Sandy!

SANDY
Dave!

RAZOR
Sandy!

SANDY
Razor!

FRED
Purple!

Purple tentacle looks quickly at Fred but says nothing.
Dave runs over to Sandy.

FRED
Uh uh uh, I wouldn’t do that if I were you.

DAVE
You aren’t taking her you maniac!  Where are my friends!

FRED
Purple….you had one job…and you couldn’t even do that.

DAVE
Where are my friends!?

FRED
Shhhh, you’re going to anger it.  That’s the last thing we need.

A door at the other end of the room begins glowing.  Edward grabs his head in pain and grabs Bernard and Syd, Edna also appears and grabs Razor, smiling devilishly at her.

RAZOR
So much for the truce.

FRED
See?  Now you’ve upset it.  Happy now?

DAVE
What are you talking about!?  What did you do to my friends?!

FRED
Are you speaking of….

Fred pulls a lever next to him and two tables revolve forward showing Wendy and Michael strapped to them.  Their mouths are gagged and they try to yell at Dave for help but are too muffled.

DAVE
Let them go you son of a…..

Dave begins to run at Fred but is stopped.

FRED
Take one more step and I’ll turn their brains to mush.

Dave stops but is angrier than ever before.

DAVE
You’ll never get away with this.

FRED
Why does everyone keep saying that?  I’m pretty sure I am.  Edna, Edward, prep the others for the experiment.

DAVE
NO!!

FRED
You move one muscle and I liquidate your friends.

Dave watches helplessly as his friends are led to more operating tables.  They begin strapping them in as Fred continues to work the machine.

SANDY
Dave, I’m scared!

DAVE
Don’t worry baby, I’m gonna get us out of here….somehow.

Fred turns around, his hand on a large lever.

FRED
Pretty exciting to see everyone you know get their brains sucked out huh?

Wendy begins crying, Michael tries to reach and hold her hand.

FRED
All is ready.  It shall finally be done.

Just before Fred flips the switch, green tentacle hops into the room.

GREEN
Hey, have you seen where the cheese went?  Could’ve sworn we had some in the---

Green sees the entire scene in front of him.

GREEN
Oh…you’re busy, never mind.

Razor looks over to try and appeal to her new friend.

RAZOR
Dude!  You gotta help us!  Record deal remember?  We can make you our new drummer!

Green looks back and forth for a moment.

GREEN
Oh, that’s right….but…..Dr.Fred…will….then again, I’d much rather….sigh, I’m so sorry…

FRED
After many failed years, tonight we finally celebrate victory, oh sweet meteor!

Razor looks again sadly at the green tentacle.

RAZOR
Please….

Fred flips the switch and the kids begin writhing in pain.  A few begin to scream.

DAVE
NO!!

Green tentacle watches as his new friend Razor is jolted with pain.

GREEN
Ah….ah…what do I do….this is bad….oh…oh man.

It pauses unsure of what to do, taking it all in.

GREEN
I can’t believe I’m going to do this.

The tentacle reaches over and knocks over a jar of an unknown boiling liquid onto a big wire strung across the floor.  It melts the wire and catches fire and machines start to pop and explode and fall over and bottles break, things melt, sparks go all over, causing a chain reaction.  The main machine shorts out and the power cuts out stopping the experiment.

FRED
What? No…..NO!!

Fred spins around angrily to see what the cause was.  He sees green tentacle right in the middle of all the chaos with his hand still out hovering above the broken bottle.

FRED
TENTACLE!!

Purple tentacle is standing close by.

PURPLE
So cannot believe you did that.

FRED
You’ll melt for this!

Ed and Edna meanwhile start coming out of their trance, rubbing their heads.

FRED
I can’t believe this…all those years of work….decades…gone….tonight was it….I succeeded…but…you…

Fred gets up angry and determined.

FRED
That’s the last straw.  If I can’t succeed…then I’m taking you all down with me.

Fred opens a small glass enclosed button and presses it.  Red lights go off and an image appears on the computer screen that says ‘Self Destruct Armed’.

ED
Dad No!

PURPLE
We had a self destruct button!?  Dude!

EDNA
Oh no….

FRED
We can’t fail, not the meteor.  Never!  I won’t let us!

Fred runs into the glowing room.  Ed and Edna are now finally clear headed and Dave jumps into action.

DAVE
Help me free my friends and let’s get out of here!

Dave runs over and frees Sandy.

EDNA
Where….What happened?

ED
I…we’re free…mom, we’re free!

The revelation is almost too much for Edna to take in.

EDNA
Oh Edward, oh sweety I can’t believe it!

DAVE
Hurry and help me free them before the house goes up in smoke!

The kids and Edisons help free each other, the house starts rumbling and small explosions go off.

BERNARD
I suggest we quicken our pace so we are able to exit the premises while we have time.

ED
Wait, what about my dad!  We can’t just leave him here!

RAZOR
I don’t see why not.

DAVE
Razor!  He ran into that glowing room over there!

Dave points to the room and they all run over to it as explosions continue around them.  They look through the glass into the room and see Fred kneeling in front of a slimy meteorite.



FRED
I failed you.  I did my best.  I really did.  So many brains….so many souls…but it wasn’t enough…it was never enough….you took my family…and you took me….we gave our lives for you…please….spare us now.

The meteor oozes and whispers.

METEOR
Failure….

FRED
I’m sorry…I have nothing left to give…

The meteor mentally attacks Fred’s mind, making him grab his head and scream in pain.

ED
It’s killing him!

DAVE
We’ve gotta get him out of there!

WENDY
We can’t go in there, that whole room is radiated beyond belief!

ED
We have to do something!

RAZOR
I still think the dude deserves it.

Mike looks away from the door at the radiation suit hanging on the wall.  Then back at the meteor, then back to the suit, then the meteor, then the suit.

MIKE
Guys back up…..I’ve got an idea.

Mike is now wearing the suit and ready to enter the room.

WENDY
Mike no!  What if that doesn’t work?!


MIKE
Maybe I’ll get super powers or something.

WENDY
That’s not funny!  You could die!

MIKE
Relax, I’ll be fine, I promise.  This will work.  Everybody get outside!  Now!

DAVE
Good luck man.  Be careful.  I better see you outside.

WENDY
Don’t leave me.

Wendy kisses the helmet and looks at Mike.

MIKE
I’ll see you outside.

They release hands and she leaves with the others.  They pass both tentacles on their way out.

GREEN
We’re gonna die!!

PURPLE
We’re too young!!

GREEN
I love you!!

PURPLE
I love you too!!

RAZOR
Yo buddy!  Follow us, this whole place is coming down!

The tentacles follow as Michael enters the glowing room.  He walks past Fred and right up to the meteor.

MIKE
You know, you’re causing a lot of trouble around here.

METEOR
……world….you….die….alll….

FRED
Ahhh!  Don’t touch it!  We failed it!  Ahhhh!

MIKE
Yeah, yeah.  My friends aren’t going to die because of some oozing space rock.

Michael grabs the meteor.

FRED
No!  Ahhhhh! It needs….please I beg you!

MIKE
Shut up!

Michael rips the meteor from its holdings.

METEOR
Musn’t….all die….put back….

FRED
Ah…..my mind…..where….who are you?.....what is all of this?

MIKE
I’m Darth Vader from the planet Vulcan, you have to get out of this house now before it all blows up!

FRED
What?  What!?  Blows up!?

MIKE
Go now!!

Fred hesitantly runs out of the room, fumbling as he goes in complete confusion.

MIKE
Alright, now it’s your turn.

The meteor begins to ooze.

INT.Mansion first floor.  The group is running out of the house followed not too far behind by Fred.  The house is starting to fall apart as fire and explosions rock the mansion.

RAZOR
This is crazy!

BERNARD
AAHHHHH!

DAVE
Come on, out the front door!

They all run towards the door.

EXT.Backyard at the car garage.  Michael is putting the meteor into the trunk of the Edsel.

METEOR
Failure…plans….die….

MIKE
You  never shut up do you?

He shuts the trunk.  The car is facing the back hills of the property.

MIKE
I really hope this works.

He reaches inside and flicks all the switches.  The car hums to life and the rockets spit flames.  The house suddenly explodes behind him as he dives to the ground, the blast giving the car a great push and the rockets lifting it upwards.  The car shoots off into the stars.  Michael watches.  Once the car is gone, he falls onto his back on the grass, rain falling all around him.

MIKE
Phew…….and not a single damn photo….

The house burns and a funnel of smoke reaches into the sky.
The scene fades to later that evening.  The mansion has burned down, smoke rising from it.  Police and fire vehicles surround the area.  The kids are under blankets keeping warm by the police.

SYD
Can’t believe we did that.

RAZOR
I know, it was so rockin’

WENDY
Great idea with the meteor, Mike.

MIKE
All in a days work really.

JEFF
I’m still thirsty.

BERNARD
I seriously need my inhaler.

SANDY
Thank you so much for saving me, baby.

DAVE
Anything for you babe.

RAZOR
Ugh…vomit, puke, upchuck.

The cop from earlier walks by to his car.  He and Dave exchange angry glances at each other until the cop leaves in his car.  The police walk a handcuffed Edison family towards an open police van.

FRED
Wait.

He looks to Dave and takes a step closer.

FRED
I’m sorry……I’ve done things against my will that I will never be forgiven for.  But, I thank you for helping me break free.

Dave doesn’t smile but understanding is clear on his face.

COP
Alright, let’s go.

The Edisons are put in a van and driven off.

WENDY
Shame, I’m sure they were a nice loving family before all of this.

SYD
Yeah….but they did murder a lot of people.

RAZOR
So Jeff, did that dude actually melt your brain or anything?

JEFF
I just wanted some moon water.

RAZOR
Uh-huh…..

DAVE
Sandy?  What about you?  You feeling okay?

SANDY
Kill. Destroy. Melt brains.

There is silence as everyone looks at one another unsure if her brain was melted or not.

SANDY
I’m just kidding Davey, You’re such a tunahead!  I checked for moon water though, they must’ve been out.

Dave looks at Sandy nervously.

DAVE
Yeah…that was probably it.

SYD
---whispers to Razor---  Is it mean that I’m unsure if she got brain melted or not?

RAZOR
I was thinking the same thing.

JEFF
And thus, the Batman solves another night of crime.

BERNARD
Really?  You never cease to amaze me and how you’ve made it this far.

SANDY
---To Dave---  Is Jeff really Batman?

DAVE
No, he’s just kidding, he’s not…..let’s all just go home.

Dave gives a small laugh and some of the others join in still  unsure if Sandy and Jeff got their minds melted or not.  The camera pans out to a full landscape shot as the theme song to Maniac Mansion video game plays.





THE END.